Wanderlust

“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.” - Tyrion Lannister

litospeaks said: As long as we're giving ERP pro tips, stop imagining that penetrating anyone's cervix is a normal thing in sex, or that anything ever gets shot into their womb. Nobody ever fucks through the cervix; just having it nudged feels like the joy of menstrual cramps. Put down the hentai.

regalswag:

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starcunning:

Obviously YMMV/YKINMK in full effect but pretty much this.

Wait people actually think that

Nah it’s just a porn thing. Like “look at my big dick conquering you completely/implication of imprenation.” Idk, if you’re just writing to get each other off it’s nbd but Cythe has def kicked a mfer out of bed for trying it. Not hot.

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LOL yeah I think anyone who has ever ERPed has experienced the whole AND THEN THEY BROKE THROUGH THE CERVIX AND SHOT THEIR SEED INTO HER WOMB

no pls

that isn’t how it works

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naughtyhat:

Fun fact: you don’t have to be an asshole.

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facina-oris:

but under compulsion and by will of the immortals, men promote this rough Eris.

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shinygays:

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Commission for Ash. oxstone 
Thanks sweetie, she was a lot of fun!

melfias:

Commission for Ash. oxstone 

Thanks sweetie, she was a lot of fun!

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